Can you smell the Roses?

Ok so we've all been there before and wondered, "Dude what's that smell". It's even worse when you actually know who stinks and are still stuck next to them. This happened to me yesterday when I was on the bus coming from downtown on my way home. I sat down and all of the sudden I smelled this stench. I started wondering how exactly could someone smell so bad.

With this lady it was very apparent. I'm not talking the typical they smell bad because of stale cigarettes or even alcohol excreting from their pores. This was the rotten musk smell caused by sweat mixed with clothes that haven't been cleaned in months. I can understand if you have a mental illness or are homeless but what sane person can not smell their own funk??

So on another note, I started thinking about another common funk that I do not get. What I'm about to say may offend some and well if it does than please take my advise and see a doctor! This is the smell that we have all heard about since junior high. It is the smell that causes many men to fear giving oral pleasure.

I'm talking about that fishy smell that people talk about. I for one have never understood how a women can smell bad down there and not freaking know about it! First of all IT IS NOT NORMAL TO SMELL BAD DOWN THERE. I know this is gross but a yeast infection does not smell like fish or rotten in any way. If you have a funky smell down there, please go to the doctor and stop letting men go down to experience the nastiness. You are ruining it for the rest of who actually take care of ourselves down there!

This commentary has been brought to by Fabulous Ren. This has been my weekly humanitarian effort!