Friday, November 16, 2007

Hello Porn Star!!




So pre-pregnancy one of my favorite assests were my ta ta's. I loved my ripe 34 D ta ta's!


I recently discovered that I am now a 36 E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The scariest part was that the sales associate told me that at about 8 months through nursing they will go up even one more size to freaking 36 F's!!!


All I know is that if these babies (pun totally intended) don't look like they used to, then I will be forced to invest in mommy's chest prior to my baby's college fund:)


7 comments:

Brianinmpls said...

lol that is awesome

Anonymous said...

lol @ brian...

yep, it's pregnancy, not nursing, that ruins your boobies. gawd i wish i had the money to put them back where they belong... maybe when you register for baby shower gifts you could ask for gift certificates to a plastic surgeon. :D

*Ren* said...

Jo that's a great idea but I need baby stuff. Oh the dilema. Actually last year I contimplated having a rhinoplasty done because I've always hated my nose. I decided to put that on hold but I did get approved for financing. I won't put my boobs on hold though, lol!!

Chris said...

You poor dear. I'm a 36F not pregnant. But I'm almost a 36E, coming down from a 38H. Good luck...

Anonymous said...

girl u kno i got 3 kids and i have pretty titties...and not because i think so, but because others do...haha!! they arent the hugest things in the world, but they manage...when i was preggo with my son i was a 34 b and went to a 36 DD in maternity bras!!!! (which are bigger than normal cup sizes!) good luck just keep the bra on at all times!

honkeie said...

I saw an old pic of my wife when we firt met, and I cannt believe how big they have gotten since we met. Its like she grew two round ppl on her chest!

Dem Soldier said...

Lol....I once told this chick in high school that her tits R squishy...and she used to get angry about it and she was like....miss B walks in a room right next to miss DD now let's see who U find attractive? I was like, U win.