Monday, August 27, 2007

UPDATE - "Shit's a Small World" blog!



Check it out!! I am posting the guy's number who wants me to shit on him. I am posting his number in case anyone wants to take him up on his offer or just tell him what a piece of shit he his, pun totally intended.

His name is Tatum. If I see him at the Saloon again I will take a picture of him and post it as well. He is about 5'7 (yes I know, way too fucking short for me); he has an olive complexion like me, nice build, brown hair, dark eyes, and distinct jaw line. HE COULD BE HOT IF HE WASN'T SUCH A FREAK!

Here is what I know about his so far:


  • He wants someone to tie him up and shit in his mouth. Not on, in!

  • He would like it if a girl would wear spandex or anything to make their butts look bigger

  • He offered to do male stripping at a low cost or in return for favors

  • He wants to have two girls preferable shit in his mouth and he will bet you $1000.00 that he can eat it all w/out throwing up. If he gets sick you get the money.

So ladies (maybe men too) call TATUM @ 612.385.5633!!!!!

3 comments:

Valley Girl said...

LOL Good for you, sweetie! What a freak!!!

Danelle said...

Wow. Quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've heard - ever.

He sounds like a catch.

*Ren* said...

I know!! It seriously was the worst thing I've ever been asked! He takes the cake for making me throw up after his call!

I told my best friend the story today and couldn't stop laughing, saying "that is seriously the nastiest thing I've ever heard". So if I become famous for anything it will be for telling this story!